Entertaining with Cheese

The idea of entertaining with cheese may sound a little funny when you first hear of it: as in spending some December evenings with your favorite cheese, or making cheese the party entertainment itself. There is a way of making either of these ideas work but I know of no easier way to entertain than by serving up a little selection of fine cheeses. No cooking required, minimal mess to clean up, and you can have it delivered directly to your door from one source – www.artisanalcheese.com. It is almost too easy!
I find that people often feel compelled to supplement their party food options with other items: charcuterie, shrimp cocktails, guacamole, etc. Yet the cheeses end up being the “hit” of the party, the food that people remember. The questions arise: if cheese is going to be the main food, how much will I need, how many cheese types, and what accompaniments will work best?
If cheese is the main food you will be serving I recommend that you have at least three varieties, though a larger grouping will make for a more stimulating food affair. Mixing up the milk types: cow, goat, sheep, and mixed milk cheese, is one of the first recommendations I make. Mixing up the textures of the cheeses is helpful (more on that below) because some people prefer softer cheeses while others prefer the harder varieties. Mixing up the rind types opens up wider distinctions among cheeses: bloomy rinds, wash rinds, waxed rinds, etc. Having one blue cheese is recommended (at parties especially) because they can put that little “exclamation point” on the palate, and because the blue cheese lovers are a loyal group. Mixing up the provenances invites more discussion. For example, having one cheese from Spain may send a conversation in one direction, while having another from Vermont will bring up other topics.
For a party intended to last at least three hours I recommend that you have the equivalent of six ounces per person, no less, in total of the various types. If you plan on serving three cheeses then you should have about 2 ounces of each, per person. For the softer cheeses this weight should be increased a little; people tend to eat more of the softer cheeses because they have a higher water content. This is one reason I recommend that you devote more of your cheese purchasing dollars to the firmer cheeses, the harder the cheese is the sooner your guests will be sated. Said another way, a little hard cheese goes a long way. If you end up with scraps of hard cheeses they are much easier to wrap up and save for another occasion than a soft cheese that is oozing out of its rind. Saving those softer runnier cheeses is like putting toothpaste back into its tube.
The harder cheeses are usually more successful pairing partners for beers and wines (and other beverages) than the softer ones. If you are entertaining a large group, you will not want to end up with a lot of cheese waste, nor do you want to end up with flawed marriages between your beverage offerings and your cheeses.
We have noticed that a simple beverage can be “elevated” by fine cheeses. You may want to purchase a festive and relatively inexpensive wine such as a Gamay (as in Beaujolais). With these wines you can find many nice matches with various styles of cheeses. The cheeses can make a decent Beaujolais taste like a Grand Cru Burgundy, or almost. If you choose to open up your cellar and bring out your First Growth Bordeaux there is a good chance that you will “diminish” the expanse of the wine; you may even harm the wine with obstreperous cheeses.
As for the other accompaniments, the crisp baguette is nice but it is not a must. Neutral flavored crackers work well. Some people just cannot resist the urge to spread their cheese on a cracker, or lay a slice of a hard cheese on a piece of bread. My inclination is to serve other foods that deliver some of the few nutrients that cheese does not: vitamin C and fiber. Some high-fiber vitamin C-rich fruit and some fiber-rich nuts (preferably unsalted on my table) make excellent accompaniments. A good honey makes another delicious and nutritious accompaniment to most cheeses.
The default grapes are nice too, though I prefer to have my grape juice fermented into wine.
Bottom line: cheese, bread, and wine, or beer; it is easy to get it right, and surprisingly difficult to get it wrong.
Max McCalman














